The Third Man: Archive

Dec 30th

My Most Anticipated 2008 Movies

X-Files 2 The Dark Knight There Will Be Blood Where the Wild Things Are Synecdoche, New York Cloverfield Be Kind Rewind Burn after Reading The Time Traveler’s Wife The Incredible Hulk Iron Man The Curious Case of Benjamin Button Bond 22 Silence The Lovely Bones Fanboys Blindess Australia The Box The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian The Changeling

Dec 30th

Booking Bands

Via Coudal Partners. It’s a clever wordplay game combining book titles and band names. My favorites are: Qur’an Duran Four Agamemnon Blondes Bridge over the River Jamiroquai The Sun Also RZA Al Green Eggs and Ham All Quiet Riot on the Western Front Ramones of the Day The Joy Division Luck Club Dexy’s Midnight Runners in the Garden of Good and Evil The Who’s Afraid of Virginia...

Dec 29th

Dec 28th

So there are Cats That Look Like Hitler. But have... →

Dec 28th

Duh Things

A few weeks ago I asked Stef if getting dude’d by a guy constituted a sign for the girl that the guy just wants to be friends. I had no idea this was true so consider me pretty shocked. I believe Stef’s exact words were ” I’d be pretty upset if a guy I liked called me dude.” So I went around the following weeks, asking the same thing and this was kinda common...

Dec 28th

I can beat up 25 five-year-olds in a fight. How... →

Dec 28th

My Own Personal CNN

I received 17 SMSes last night at about 3am, while working mind you, from people who wanted to tell me that Benazir Bhutto was assasinated. Big news the first 3-4 messages. I got a little sick of it a dozen or so messages later. Geez people, I’m not a political analyst. Why do you all want my opinion on this? Here’s a random sample: Mom: Benazir Bhutto was just assasinated. I told you!...

Dec 28th

New Porn Genre

Katie: You want sick. I'll show you sick.
 kid with the helmet sends animalcrackersex.png
Me: Hahahaha.
Katie: Not exactly beastiality. What should we call this?
Me: Beastcuitiality?

Dec 28th

Final 2007 Listology Thoughts

So the anal listing of all things for 2007 has ended and I’m pretty glad. Even I’m pretty sick of lists now. “Woah, for serious?!” you say? Yep. Given that, I would like to mention a shoe-in for my Best Movies List, No Country For Old Men, has not been watched yet. In fact Wats linked me to it mere hours after finalising the list, which upsets me to no end. I mean its the...

Dec 26th

Dec 25th

Play HEROIN HERO from South Park. Its fun and... →

Dec 24th

Darn. I'm so sorry I missed Global Orgasm Day For... →

Dec 24th

Watch

The 101 Awesomest Things In The History Of Time List. #45 - Lip Dubbing Lip Dubbing is fun and pretty much easy to do. I picked a simple (not simplistic) non-CV lip dub to showcase on purpose, to prove to everyone how anybody can do it. Ooh and this is my favourite They Might Be Giants song.

Dec 24th

Honourable Mentions for the Best TV Shows List

There were a few great shows that just failed to make the Top 10 cut. In fact, they were all included in previous incarnations and drafts of the list. - Life On Mars - Extras - Lost - Supernatural - Rome - South Park - The Office

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