5 Reasons Why Sharks Are Awesome
I live every week like its Shark Week. But since it really is Shark Week, I have decided to commemorate by telling you 5 reasons why sharks are awesome.
#1 Sharks provide fodder for hilariously bad movies with hilariously bad CGI.
Shark Attack 3: Megladon.
#2 Sharks explode when you spray them
Just ask Batman.
#3 Sharks provide for great metaphors
Fonzie jumping the shark.
#4 Sharks are acrobatic
Look ma, no hands!
#5 Shark-fin soup is delicious
Kidding.